it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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