I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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