If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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