I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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