Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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