i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Randomize
