it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Randomize
