We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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