Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He better not be in your backpack
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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