We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im about as happy as oj after his trial
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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