can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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