it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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