"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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