So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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