Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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