Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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