Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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