i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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