can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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