ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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