i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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