I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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