oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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