Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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