hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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