We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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