don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I am available for nakedness
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
