i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
If that was your dad, he is hot
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
True college students do jello shots in the library
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