ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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