we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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