NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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