I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Also, beer. Big fan.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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