We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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