so explain again why im purple
no
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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