You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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