all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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