idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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