your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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