Ambien. No doubt about it.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
