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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college

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(647): View more from Ontario

I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...

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(731): View more from Tennessee

all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week

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