I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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