Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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