just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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