I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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