Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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