But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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