Do vagina's smell?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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