I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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