I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
