Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She's JV to your varsity
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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